When Q meets religious fundamentalism, it’s not pretty

Hmmm, everything has been closed, for a while. Then we learned that we can reopen many segments of the economy with mitigating precautions like masks and social distancing. Then the vaccines came along, giving us hope of a real return to normalcy, but we had no idea that crap bags like these would stand in the way of progress by stomping and refusing to take vaccines.


All the prophets, guys. And by “all the prophets” we mean YouTube. Well, two or three “cookies” on YouTube. It’s foggy. Definitively of them although. The latter is a maybe.

Guys, it turns out a military takeover was not imminent.

All of the Q prophets were wrong. Again.


They are so classy and full of the love of Jesus with the “ho” crap on Vice President Kamala Harris. Real deplorable things.


Guys, she totally told you that a sixth degree polynomial algorithm is used in key states. She was on it from the very beginning, and you thought she was crazy, but no, here she is, on The Prophet’s famous YouTube website.

I first searched on Google for “6th degree polynomial algorithm”, but it is only a mathematical formula. Thinking that the Q crowd took a fancy-sounding mathematical name and attached it to something-something to the election results, I dug deeper, and yes. It was there :

Now, a new record in the case claims a larger-scale conspiracy, in which the state government allegedly deployed a predetermined “key” to mathematically “convert” registered voter records into counted votes.

The dossier cites an analysis by Douglas Frank, who chairs a school’s math and science department in Cincinnati, who claims to have discovered that Michigan and other battlefield states each used a unique key.

The dossier defines the so-called “key” as a “sixth degree polynomial” that “opens the door and discovers the ability to manipulate data and results.”

Frank’s analysis has been filed as evidence in the case and he explains his findings in a YouTube video that has received over 26,000 views. Frank says his work shows that “elections are decided at the state level”.

This crazy theory was amplified by Mike Lindell and the internet’s dumbest site, Gateway Pundit. The Detroit Free-Press then spends time debunking the claims, so head to this link if you want the fuller story. It is actually quite fascinating how much effort these people put into inventing fraud.


Are these the same prophets who said a military takeover was imminent?

And can we stress that this woman was cheering for a military coup in this country? They represent a huge threat to our democracy.


Trump got 74 million votes, so I’m going to say “HUNDREDS OF MILLION” is an exaggeration.

Also, they cared. They still cared about it. The N word and homophobic slurs predated all liberation and equality movements.

They cared.


Oh look, another prophecy. But this one is a bit smarter, pushing the big date back until September of next year. That way, when it doesn’t come true, as usual, it’s easier to forget that the claim has already been made.


Look, it’s Candace “the angel of death” Owens. His appearances always portend death.

I guess now she wants the kids to stay uneducated. I don’t want education to turn innocent conservatives into liberals.

Has Ann Coulter officially passed the baton to Owens or what?


Yeah, maybe they should have let the JoeHoVaxx witnesses come into their house.


Satan said, “Thank you for not doing vaxx! It made my life so much easier!


I have great sympathy for many of these cases. But when they call the vice president a “hoo,” that sympathy immediately evaporates. What a depraved, disgusting, deplorable person to post this shit. Sorry for her family, and maybe even for her husband who doesn’t look so good. At the very least, he wasn’t posting that kind of junk online.

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